Nightsky Melody's Blog!

Hey, Nightsky Melody! You should had come a year earlier to Ponyville! There was this evil Alicorn creature called Nightmare Moon who tried to bring eternal night, but was defeated by the Elements of Harmony. Don't know where she's now, but recently I heard she's now tumbling through Ponynet and have three children too! I wonder if they are plotting against her behind her back...

Anonymous

“Wow… that must have been really amazing to see!

I don’t know for sure, but I’ve heard rumours that Nightmare Moon is building an army, and is going to save all ponies from Celestia’s incompetence.”

Hello, not!Nightmare Moon! How are you this fine day?

Anonymous

Umm… I’m okay. Just having fun not being or working for Nightmare Moon.

I don’t mean to say that she’s a bad employer or anything, just that I definitely don’t work for her.

what would you do if you saw someone and that same person turns into dust ofter lookin at you *enters ponyville someone looks at me and then I turn into dust*

Anonymous

Umm…

What?

OOC: askcarrottop

ask-nightmaremoon:

I don’t like getting involved in things like this, but I can no longer stand idly by while good people are being hurt

I’m strongly, strongly advising my followers to unfollow and/or block the account askcarrottop. The person operating it has numerous times in the past shown a callous unconcern for the feelings of others, and has repeatedly harassed undeserving people for their own enjoyment. As they show no intention of changing this practice, the best course of action is to deny them a target.

Additionally, askditzy-doo has requested that I add their name to this.

I sincerely hope that this will be the only time I’ll ever have to write something like this.

No thanks, hon'.
Yuh're good! An', uh, keep up tuh good work!

tuhpinkavenger

Of course Ma’am!

*With that, Dusk Rage slips back into the cheerful, friendly personality of Nightsky Melody.*

Yes, an' ah have Her.
Doesn' stop me lookin'.

tuhpinkavenger

*Dusk Rage looks confused. Wanting something (other than to obey her Queen) is outside her understanding.* Is there anything else you require, Ma’am?

What?
She doesn' see tuh appeal?

tuhpinkavenger

*Dusk Rage hesitates.* She has you, Ma’am.

Oh.
Actually, has Nightmare ever thought /that/ way 'bout yuh?
'Cos ah'm thinkin' threesome.

tuhpinkavenger

Granting sexual pleasure to those the Queen orders is part of my regular duties, Ma’am. However, the Queen herself has never used me for that purpose.

*ahem* Yes, well.
Sorry 'bout that, it's jus'...
Yuh're technically, like, not even a real thing, right?
Some sorta half-pony?

tuhpinkavenger

I am a type of self-willed undead, Ma’am!

*Avenger gags.*
Ah had fantasies about YUH!?

tuhpinkavenger

*Dusk Rage would be hurt, if she was capable of that emotion.*

Possibly, Ma’am. During your memory loss incident, the Queen assigned me to look after you. In your amnesiac state, you bonded with me quite quickly.